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Jokes.. :)
Customer: "I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack ?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack ?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
"If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ".
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".
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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too f%*%*%g stupid to own a computer!!!!!"
Hope the jokes were funny.. =) Got them from my mum. Haha.
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first aid precamp
Here are some pics:everyone hard at work
our very own mummy
and of course those more experienced are allowed to... catch some sleep.
More photos here! Those that dont come to batch blog wont get to see it haha.
Also the lazy da bi wants me to go link her shutterfly albums cuz she's too lazy to post a post here.
ok she went to correct it. updated link.
-Jiajun
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You can see some of the FOS pics here!
I'm sorry I didn't manage to take everyone in action >.<
cHeeRs!
-sTeFFi-
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Post FOS Post
Hey 34th, OAC FOS is over!Here's a quick recap of the scores
Soccer 3-1
Captain's Ball 8-12
Ultimate Frisbee 7-8
Even though we lost overall 1-2, I can safely say that we played and cheered our hearts out, and we all enjoyed ourselves!
Thanks to the entire batch for putting up with the constant venue changes, the captain's ball players and supporters for tanking the rain, and the rest of the frisbee team for playing so enthusiastically!
And the biggest thanks to Eileen for helping to co-organise and coordinate the whole event, even risking your ezlink card to borrow the ball =\ All that stressing out was unfounded after all =D
Three cheers for 34th!
Not forgetting 33rd =p
Sean~
P.S. Missing FOS already? No fear! PT sessions(including games components) coming up soon =)
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http://pics.livejournal.com/valchew/gallery/00022yd5?page=1
Charlton's birthday! (:
http://pics.livejournal.com/valchew/gallery/000203cs
Land Ex
http://pics.livejournal.com/valchew/gallery/0002348c
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Land Ex
the 3 musketeers.. (can you spot them far behind?)
kanzy emoing
too bad for sean:
REAL wildlife.
Inspirational Pic 1 [ William ]
Inspirational Pic 2 [ Pei Yit ]
Wildlife Pic 1 [ Pig ]
Wildlife Pic 2 [ Cow ]
More pics here!
-Jiajun
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Open House
Open House is finally over.and the busiest week ever is gone. whoever did plan FOS, Sabbats AND Openhouse in the same week. Plus for faccomm theres still gradnights.
Anyway
Thanks Everyone for putting in lots of effort for openhouse. Esp pubcomm for painting a new banner and designing the flyers and posters. And Booth comm for the souvenirs. And structure comm for the structure.
Overall it went really well. And Really like to thank the few ppl who were so ZHAI in talking to the juniors. You may think we don't notice but im really glad we chose certain ppl to be in flyers and booth. Yep. Thanks!
And of course thanks for those ppl who just came and help even though they werent assigned to work then. yep. which probably refers to everyone.
You can find picts Here!
Next OpenHouse is going to be like 10 times more hiong and meng. and we really gotta plan things on a larger scale. Like think of ways to stop the wind from blowing our booth stuff off. and maybe upsize our banner so that it does appear significant amongst the tons of giants banners out there. etc.
Yep. THANKS.
-Jia Jun
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FOS
Hey guys! For those of you who still do not know, OAC's very own Festival of Sports is this coming Thursday! (16 Oct)The three sports are:
Frisbee 6v6 20mins/ break/ 20 mins [High school side field] (Frisbee CCA will likely have training on that day)
Captain's Ball 6v6 20 mins/ break/ 20 mins [Basketball court]
Street Soccer 5v5 15mins/ break/ 15 mins [Street Soccer Court]
The three sports will be held concurrently, starting from 4pm and hopefully ending by around 6? The teams must be mixed, and everyone MUST play, no slacking! =D And bounce passes are allowed in captain's ball =)
And as you all should know by now, there will be two more training sessions, on monday and wednesday after school. So be there!
From your friendly PTIs~
Labels: FOS
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ROCKCLIMBING~
http://pics.livejournal.com/valchew/gallery/0001zyaw
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The latest demotivator
Its just sad how many times i visit this page eh.anyway here's the latest one:
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04102008
The new addition to our batch: Domokun!
the "shocked" and "surprised" ACI
the big moment.
He cuts
and cuts
and cuts somemore (with the plastic wrapping still on)
His comments on the cake?
More picts here.
Resized it down to save file size.
Theres still a nice closeup of laoniu's face there.
-Jiajun
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Happy Children's Day!
HELLO EVERYONE!Now that there is like one paper for most of us if not all left.. Or even zero for some.. don't forget to remember the very important day that is 1st October. Yes.. Children's day.
Even though we do not celebrate it anymore in JC.. or even Secondary for some of us.. we must always remember to acknowledge the CHILD in us. =D
If it is not evident enough. I am BORED. =)
Anyway, Happy Children's Day! I want to be a child all my life..
Regards,
Kid Charlton :)
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