Hiiii guys! Bike Hike 2011 is now over!! Thanks to all the 34th who showed their support to the juniors and now we continue on with our lives either awaiting the end of NS or dreading the end of holidays. xD
Anyway, here's a joke!
Two doctors of two different specialties decided they would open a practice together - to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist (doctor dealing with Colo-rectal surgery. In common terms, it is a specialization dealing with disorders of the rectum, anus, and colon).
They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the doctors changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" - this was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts".....no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.
"Loons and Moons".....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones -- Odds and Ends"
Everyone liked it.
And here's a quote that sounds cool:
"I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore, that I could do, or any act of kindness that I could show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not forget it, for I shall not pass this way again"